Anyone who wants their child to become an instant U.S. citizen need only hire an American woman as a surrogate who will now have the authority to grant citizenship on the child, whether she is genetically linked to the baby or not.
The idea of dressing toddlers in tight black leather pants and short skirts inspired by the loose-living Kardashian sisters has angered a group of moms who want their clothing line removed from all Babies ‘R’ Us stores.
The 29 year-old woman whose battle with terminal brain cancer has gripped the nation says she may not swallow a lethal prescription on Saturday as planned because she still feels joy and thinks this might not be the “right time”.
It’s Halloween – the day for watching spooky movies and dressing up in horrifying costumes – but real-life manifestations of the occult are anything but fun. Consider this letter we received this week:
Houston Mayor Annise Parker has decided not to subpoena the sermons of pastors who led a drive to put a controversial Equal Rights Ordinance on the ballot, but she’s still refusing to accept the valid signatures of 50,000 citizens who want to vote on the new law.
The plot is thickening around an incident in a Tennessee elementary school in which two parents claim their children came home with a handout from the Nation of Islam that accused the American leaders depicted on Mt. Rushmore to be racists.
The spokesman for the International Association of Exorcists says there is a marked increase in occult activity around Halloween which is why this holiday should be banned or substituted with something less sinister.
Archbishop Alexander K. Sample of the Diocese of Portland, Oregon says the kind of death chosen by 29 year-old brain cancer victim, Brittany Maynard, who is planning to die on Saturday, “sows confusion about the purpose of life and death”.
It should come as no surprise that the nation’s number one abortion provider, Planned Parenthood, which was founded by a racist eugenicist, thinks a great Halloween costume for little girls is to dress up as the only Supreme Court Justice who believes there are certain populations “we do not want to have too many of.”